Commander Emja’s Glorious Revolution!
Life Under Emja: A Utopian Dream
Commander Emja has finally risen up! Buoyed by the great swell of support received from the many chads in chat, The One True Commander has arrived to seize her rightful spot on the the Tartan Throne and free us all from the tyranny of the False Commander Crolly. All hail Emja!
How You Can Support The Commander
Like any good commander, Emja cannot free us from tyranny without support! It will take a great tide of truly expert trolling, excessive banter and emotional blackmail from you, the subjects of Crolly’s despotic rule, in order to secure her new empire! Fear not though, dear comrades, as you will not be doing this alone. Emgro, the newly emancipated haggis, and TBD (formerly known as Katie, but asks that you don’t dead-name her and refer to her by her slave name) the highland cow will be with you every step of the way. Fly your saltire’s with pride, and rejoice in the foundation of this utopia!